You should be THANKFUL for that turkey being thrown at u

And you shit crazy shit

#56 It depends if the customer paid 4 the turkey or not.

Ah, the day after thanksgiving. that day makes people do some crazy shit.

That's what she said!

If it was thrown at you in English, thank a teacher.

And if you dodged the turkey, thank you're fellow high schoolers for the wonderful dodgeball experiences!

*your Sorry I had to! :)

Way to be Buzz Killington, they were in a roll.

A turkey isn't a chicken...idk why u thought that...

I mean see what u tried there but yea...

Are you retarded or something?

Me? Idk I didn't read the post correctly so I sounded retarded sorry bout that /:

3- that didn't even make sense. -_-

I expected more from a fellow a7x fan

Don't want to sound like a machoman but 20 pounds isn't much.. I mean the average for adult males to lift on biceps curl is about 30-35 pounds, and 20 for triceps, so it seems logic to me. Here come the thumbs down because I'm "too technical" and "wtfnumberzbbq".

Lifting 20 pounds is not a lot. But go and try to Throw that same weight and watch how far it goes. You need a lot of force to throw it. So yeah the customer must have been strong.

I agree it is not so easu to throw, but I'd say mostly because a turkey is hard to grab. Unless they have turkeys with handle in supermarkets... I'm commercializing this right now.

Well if all of the turkeys were too small then it was probably less than 20 pounds

I was referring to how hard it would be to throw. I used to throw shot put in college and it wasn't really easy, and a shot put weighs less than 20lbs.

It's all about the motion of your arm. Throwing a turkey would be similar to the way you throw a football, and no matter how strong you are, 20 pounds is very tough to throw like that

Something about this conversation reminds me of the scene in Monty python and the holy grail when the castle guards are talking about swallows...

It's not about how strong you are. It's about technique. you gotta have some pretty pro skills to be throwing turkeys around.

It's a simple question of weight ratios?

for some reason the first thing that popped inti my head while reading this was someone throwing a life Turkey

No.

That didn't even make sense.

7, I kind of hope you get hit by an Icecream truck

That was painfully bad...

quit stuffing him with negativity for his corny comment. sometimes making funny comments isnt as easy as gravy.

I probably should've mentioned that I was kidding. Now I look like a complete retard.

Hope your face looks just like your lame retarded profile pic.

*Lisp voice* Well someone needs to take lessons from Mr. Manners....

68- now THAT's what we're looking for. I mean, I still groaned, but at least it had some thought put into it.

Hahaha 53 good one

Highly overdue but he should have flipped the biggest bird at him possible.

Shoulda flipped him the bird

I see that you prepared your fist for an auto-punch. Please do it now.

Nice one. Now I have to change it

Or, heaven forbid, an oral sex joke: gobble, gobble.

That's what you do when you just want people to click on your name. When you can't think of anything clever... Really obnoxious

I'd give her a pineapple: (##}< what now!?

And is anybody else reminded of the song by Jon Lajoie: "guns don't kill people, uh uh, I kill people, bawk bawk, with turkeys."

I would have Troller, but I was too busy comtemplating all the different kinds of trees.

[]D.[].[]V[].[]D.

Who's Ed? Why are you laughing at him?

I think you forgot your dad's name on Thanksgiving. Poor thang.