Seriously, 8 years? You've known her that long and you had no idea she had a boyfriend (not date, BOYFRIEND, as in long-term, because if she's 22 she's far too old to call some guy she's been on like 2 dates with a boyfriend). You're a ******* creeper. You've "liked" her for 8 years and you haven't made a move or even got to know the fact that she has a boyfriend. Honestly, how do you sustain a crush that long on so little basis? How do you even have a crush and an awkward, shitty, cliche "buy her drinks till she's drunk enough to **** you" type date when you're 22? You should have this shit figured out by now, it's not difficult. The only possible way this could even be considered anything other than completely retarded is if she were a really good friend of yours in a long-term relationship (and even in that case, you should've just moved on -- she has a boyfriend, she's off-limits, go **** someone else and think through your feelings constructively instead of trying to ruin someone else's perfectly good relationship). Go cry in the corner, OP. Go back to your /b/. You're a social failure. YDI.

To OP: YDI for dating a girl who expects you to pay for her share of the bill. Seriously, if you want to date someone who expects a free ride and can't take care of themselves, go to the playground and scout for children. Which you probably already do on a regular basis. Bet you fail at that too.