nightmaregolem1

Mr Tinton Falls, United States 38 years-old

Opplyst11 18 March 2009, 20:37 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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Anonymous 2 April 2009, 10:28 United States

Low blow

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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