Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
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Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
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24788 7
Drivers never win and winners never drive.
hannahtaskey 9
You know, guys have more expensive insurance rates for a reason, asshole.
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Comments (48)
roryrobotic 5
Fake. Driving instructors have a brake pedal on their side. If it's true, it's the instructors fault for not having/using a brake pedal.
Boxingsweets 0
Uhh, NOT REALLY; You have to bring your own car to most driving test facilities, so no, there's a greater possibility that it's not fake.
nzl_fml 0
FAIL. #32: In many places you have to use your own car for your driving test, so there's no way an instructor would have a brake pedal there.
livingdeadgirl9 0
Dont worry, I failed my first test too. It doesnt make you a bad driver. You were nervous. My first test my father broke the only car I had been driving, aka the only car I was used to. So he gave me a spare work van to take which is made by Ford, whereas I drove a GM. GMs and Fords have different gas pedal pressure and I ended up accidentally going over the speed limit by 5 mph. I learned my lesson. It probably didnt help that my instructor the first time was much more hostile than the second guy. So I understand. And even if you failed the first time, it doesnt make you a bad driver. I failed the first time and, knock on wood, have never been in an accident. Better luck next time :]
Happyturkeyday 0
HAHAHAHA my names happyturkeyday:)
PillsburyDopeBoy 0
so did you pass??? LMAO
cloakster 0
Good thing they didn't pass you...shouldn't be hard to put your car into reverse
Gibby_fml 0
agreed, but you should use this as a lesson and quit driving forever. do us all a favor and please do not put us(and our vehicles) in danger by continueing to drive. YDI, and you should stop driving.
adanielle76 1
I'm guessing u didn't get your license...?
kegley 4
lol
asleepingbear 8
Sooo did you pass?!