Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
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Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
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24788 7
Drivers never win and winners never drive.
hannahtaskey 9
You know, guys have more expensive insurance rates for a reason, asshole.
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Comments (48)
yakturk43 0
fake
Tahsis 4
This is a repeat - Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
razorp 0
shit happens, buy a motorcycle and try again
nycfwa 0
oh gosh im sorry. i understand because i have to take my test today, with the freezing rain on the ground
kdb268 1
Why do you have to take it today? And why would you (and why would they let you), with freezing rain on the ground? Take it tomorrow or next week. What's the rush?
dudeitsdanny 10
You usually schedule appointments without predicting the weather. And unless the road is extremely hazardous, they still let you take it.
mshafty 0
Just forget about trying the test again and take public transportation. The world doesn't need another failure on the road!
black_nail 1
LMFAO OMG THAT SUCCCCCKS i was paralelle parking outside my friends house once and backed in to a parked car checked out my car n the other one they were both fine so i got back in my car n parked father away XD
luke666 0
did u pass???
teacher411 0
I'm gonna guess you failed. And for good reason too since you don't know the difference between drive and reverse
danielle_baby 0
hasn't this already been an FML on here before? real creative..
starshine3987 0
Ydi for not putting it in reverse and using bad grammar. What is it. With people. Thinking using excessive periods. And making new sentences. Emphasizes a point? It's just annoying. To read.