By you're shitting me - 27/05/2013 05:05 - Australia

Today, after months of tests for mystery nerve pain, I went to get more blood taken only to leave the clinic with an empty tin to collect my bowel movements for the next 72 hours. Which needs to be refrigerated. I live with 4 other people, with one fridge. FML
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rivaraven 35

#61, for the next 72 hours. I think the problem is not OP, but you and your ability to read.

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sabrinaacrow 26

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SlapAndTickle 20

OP has to collect ALL bowel movements for 72 hours. Good luck OP I hope it's nothing too serious.

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rivaraven 35

#61, for the next 72 hours. I think the problem is not OP, but you and your ability to read.

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CharresBarkrey 15

"To collect my bowel movements for the next 72 hours." It literally cannot be expressed more clearly.

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TimeDisposalEngi 14

Or keep it in a cooler with ice. Or put it in an ice-cream container, duct tape it shut, write your name all over it, and loudly and greedily proclaim it yours. If they open it after that, jokes on them :P

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seansbro56 10

Double arrows is 2 things up not just one

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kittycat2007 18

i have no words....

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Daschundman 17

I can just imagine one of the roommates saying, "Why does my food smell like shit..."

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skyttlz 32

#2 then don't comment.

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Wizardo 33

Explain the situation and I'm sure your roommates will contain the situation otherwise someone is gonna mistake a log for a tootsie roll or another like confectionery.

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peachesncreem 21

I'm sure the smell will give them a clue that it's not a sweet treat to be consumed.

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supertacowaffle 41

Label the tin or your poor housemates will get a nasty snack.

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mootoo31 6

Dead dove; do not eat

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msmal3 6

It has a pathology Label on the lid

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CharresBarkrey 15

The containers are see-through. I doubt the roommates will even want to look at it.

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tswizz 13

I didn't realise it was possible for tin to be transparent

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darwinism 30

If your flatmates have ever done anything wrong to you this is your chance at getting them back. Simply write "chocolate pudding" on the container an let the hunger games begin. Or just hold it and do a really big dump in 3 days. You life is ****** either way.

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Sakura13_fml 11

Who writes chocolate pudding on something you don't want others to investigate?

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VeganVampyre 26

Someone needs to learn to read first, process, THEN write reply.

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Sakura13_fml 11

Just tired. It happens, to me at least. My bad.

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maximus_prime 24

I hope none of them get the munchies in the next few days :-/

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malheartsnutmeg 20

Is there a particular reason why you need a tin full of it instead of a regular sized sample?

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Because it's for three days...

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CharresBarkrey 15

Timed tests and random tests are very different. A timed test such as what OP had been instructed to do will give them a much more specific answer for what they're looking for. They might not find that in a random sample.

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annamei 16

Just hope no one mistakes it for chocolate :o

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Mossears133 15

I really don't want to know what kind of chocolate you've been eating!

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SaturnV 25

Perhaps now would be a good time to invest in a personal mini-fridge.

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perdix 29

#11, it's not really an investment, it's an expense. An investment is money laid out in the hopes of recovering more money in the future. Now, if you had a plan to extort the mini-fridge money out of your roommates ("The doctor ordered me to store my shit in our refrigerator, and I'm too broke to buy my own.") and then sell it on Craigslist when you are done with it, that would be an "investment-grade strategy."

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imagineapc 11

Craigslist search -> mini fridge.

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