Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
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Slice_of_Life_fml 0
Mr. Jingles wanted you to take him to Mouseville
smirnoff1695 0
Awh nap buddies:)
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Comments (107)
writergirl23 19
A mouse ain't scary.
andieraimundo 0
Aw:)
lovehim89 3
I had a pet mouse once... his name was Henry :3
ethereana 2
hitch hikers guide to the universe: the mice were furious... wait Mice?... get ready for the journey of ur life pal.
rainydayz133 6
Just act calmy towards it. I have a hamster and when she is on the run I take a lot of precautions.
catseventhst 0
I can only just imagine that lol
AnthonyWheeler15 24
If you give a mouse a cookie..he won't leave until you give him another.
msaju17 5
OP can't give it a cookie! You need to watch Robot Chicken!
Tymaster5 22
is it just me or do i think that's cute.
leadman1989 16
I bet half the people saying "that's so cute" would FLIP SHIT if this happened to them. Now if it was a tiny monkey that would be a different story.
Sammeydw 22
This is a good example of why I have a cat.