Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
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Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
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Slice_of_Life_fml 0
Mr. Jingles wanted you to take him to Mouseville
smirnoff1695 0
Awh nap buddies:)
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Comments (107)
marc33 0
what kinda house u live that mouse id running around ur bed??!! eeew!
ikickgingers 15
27 - I don't know where you live.... But when The weather changes and it gets cold... A little mouse will look for warmth. Very common in older homes and buildings (especially if you have an attic or basement).
Lilith11 3
that's so cute!
L_Lovegood 19
Ikr? Mice are SO adorable!
JessieMongoose 11
Cheesers came back.
skyeyez9 25
mice are adorable with their large eyes and little pink noses. I hope you humanely caught and released it.
skyeyez9 25
I have a pet moise. Her favorite snack is cheetos. She loves to lick all the cheese powder off then eat it, her face and fingers get orange in the process
Alexisthebestest 16
That just might be the cutest thing I have ever...read?
Okayitwasme 0
Oh man, that brought back nightmares! Use to live in an old mobile home infested with them! Trap 3 a day for years! Cat had mice as a steady diet. Use to get picky and only consume certain body parts It was horrible. She would leave a foot here a tail there. Then we had to give away the cat because she stopped eating them and would just play with them and put them on our bed! Gotta find where they are getting in! That was over 10 years ago. Shutter
leadman1989 16
Cool story bro!
ambamm135 7
Lol that reminds me of my cousins story about him while he was stationed in Afghanistan. He said while in his sleeping bag he felt something furry and it scared him so bad he yelled and jumped out of his sleeping bag his friend turned the mg in his direction and started laughing cuz it was just a little desert mouse.
xobianca 10
That sounds pretty adorable :)
lizard399 0
That mouse has balls..
skyeyez9 25
Be glad it wasnt a rat. Those are mean (wild rats, not the tame domestic kind in pet stores). They will eat your face while you're asleep.