Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
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Slice_of_Life_fml 0
Mr. Jingles wanted you to take him to Mouseville
smirnoff1695 0
Awh nap buddies:)
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Comments (107)
ganjaone 2
U sure it wasn't ur wife?
fthislyfe 22
12: How do you know OP is a guy?
margie2194 12
56: Op might be a lesbian...
number0 8
How do you know OP is married? How do you know he/she isn't 14 years old?
taintedblue 3
Even mice like a good cuddle every now and then.
Honestly_Lainey 21
He was giving you his death glare because you were using his pillow. Duh
bones_17 5
The poor little guy just looking for a new room mate :) On a side not if you found one mouse there's a family growing somewhere in your house of about 6. Best you getting a cat. Meow
iFizzgig 11
Then you and him became best friends and started a string cheese factory right?
azidhsu 6
OMG MouseHunt ! I'm glad I wasn't the only person who watched that movie. None of my friends watch it.
Canyousee 0
Could have been worse, you could have woken up with a smothered mouse dead under your head. But I'm sure he would have bitten you if you had smushed him and that would be worse.
iFizzgig 11
I've done this, he didn't move no more
Canyousee 0
Could have been worse, you could have woken up with a smothered mouse dead under your head. But I'm sure he would have bitten you if you had smushed him and that would be worse.
mintcar 10
What was the mouse doing on your bed?!?!??
tweetypie 18
Sleeping.... Duhh
mintcar 10
They make disrupting sounds when sleeping?
Daralea 21
They move and sometimes squeak in their sleep too. But more likely than not, it's nocturnal.
taazer 12
Aww how sweet :) i think it's in love with you! It likes to watch you sleep :D
JessieMongoose 11
The Edward Cullen of mice. That's more creepy than it is cute.
taazer 12
And OP is his Bella.. Maybe they should do a remake of twillight with mice instead! :D
iFizzgig 11
It would probably be better...
leadman1989 16
69 - ;D Can I watch you sleep?
kennyrock86 0
cool... nightmare becomes true...:))