Intimacy: Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into... - FML

By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Spicy

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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You deserved it 517

By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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You deserved it 4 033

By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 7 077

By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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You deserved it 1 409

By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Spicy

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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You deserved it 2 502

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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You deserved it 340

By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France

Spicy

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML

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You deserved it 6 079

Manchild

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 05:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years thought it would be funny to squat above my head completely naked while I was sleeping. When I woke up, his asshole and ball sack was in my face. FML

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Top comments

sallen0046 4

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:17

So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:20

You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.

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SexiShay615 0

Friday 31 December 2010 5:05

haha! r u boobs that saggy??? lol

SHORTstopp99 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 7:35

haahahahah lol

Peaceluver123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:12

I'm srry....but that's hilarious

Geor14 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 12:09

F**Ken funny hahahah

metman510 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 4:18

That has to suck what was your reaction?

terryx32 0

Monday 31 January 2011 8:19

gg

nimzie 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:39

haha lol

mic0105 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:50

today, while having sex with my boyfriend he likes to play with my boobs and then punched them pretty hard and said "boom boom pow that chick is jackin my styl" (black eyed peas(boom boom pow))

daisycupcake 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 20:38

Uugghh I feel for ya! My boyfriend does that kinda shit all the time!

Chaosinferno 4

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:17

you should have done the same to his face

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