Health: Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking...

By xricardo - 05/06/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 03:00

Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 18:30

Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Japaroni - 15/09/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

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Saturday 5 June 2010 9:20

don't drop the soap!

dbjb40 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:15

sucks for you next time don't where speedos there nasty

Comments

TahoeFMler 22

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:48

A) Where were your clothes Stupid? B) They probably weren't convicts if you were in the same room or cell with them, they'd be your fellow arrestee's. Jackass.

meneedlove 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:52

Awww, i knew it! I did it...I tried to imagine it.

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:56

How long can someone be detained without a charge? Obviously, they aren't going to actually charge him with prostitution, since they have no case.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 14:22

Maybe it was an indecent exposure charge.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:24

In some places it's as high as 24-48 hours. :/ Not cool.

HawaiianHottie 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:56

#8 and 37 you're totally cute :)

ilysfm09 1

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:01

haha #9 FTW :D

elowyn4life 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:03

ydi for walking home in a speedo. I at least hope you had a package.

ilysfm09 1

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:05

wait, dont drop the soap? i dont get it... someone please explain lol

LexaDear 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:13

soap, bend, open asscheeks, lonely men who wanna "get off"... haha

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:10

so why were you walking home in just a speedo? no tshirt or shorts or anything? that sucks that you had to spend four hours in jail, but you couldve easily prevented that.

bruslywrestler 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:37

Is it a common sight for prostitutes in Arizona to walk around in a speedo or ds you just look special?

yoyo724 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:45

I've been on swimteams for over 10 years and I have never seen anyone walking home in their speedo. You change after going swimming or at least put something on over the speedo. I really don't understand why you would walk around in a speedo unless you wanted to draw some attention to yourself...so YDI.