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By xricardo - 05/06/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 03:00

Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 18:30

Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Japaroni - 15/09/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

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Saturday 5 June 2010 9:20

don't drop the soap!

dbjb40 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:15

sucks for you next time don't where speedos there nasty

Comments

0neiros 14

Sunday 6 June 2010 0:16

Oh horseshit, cops cant arrest you like that unless they see you "Make a deal". Once again an unrealistic, bullshit story gets moderated on fml.

tj79 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 0:43

I just have one question: Why the HELL didn't you put on clothes? Walking around in a speedo is a tad err make the ALOT gay.

pandatronXD 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 2:03

why would you walk home in a speedo !?

Craig92EIRE 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 2:47

i think the thing to be got from all this is no good can be got from speedos...ever

DanielS_fml 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 4:53

why didn't you think aniut bringing clothes for after your swim? what did you expect?

ashleynonymous 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 8:36

And you couldn't have thrown shorts on over the speedo when you left the pool? who just walks around in a speedo? That's like a woman walking around the city streets in just a bikini. Gross.