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By xricardo - 05/06/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

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Saturday 5 June 2010 9:20

don't drop the soap!

dbjb40 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:15

sucks for you next time don't where speedos there nasty

Comments

JManHobbs 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 19:26

You were in a room with convicts despite the fact you had been arrested merely minutes before? I don't believe this FML. However, if it is true, YDI anyway.

flugiboogee 9

Saturday 5 June 2010 19:29

You looked *****-able.. that's a good one

jessicams 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 19:31

There are these great inventions called shorts. Why didn't you put them on over your speedo to walk home in?

heyfuq 1

Saturday 5 June 2010 19:33

ydi for weraing a speedo.

bugmenotmofo 34

Saturday 5 June 2010 20:30

YDI for not putting on some goddamn clothes.

shutyerpiehole 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 21:06

YDI for wearing a speedo.

meggtoeee 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 21:49

ydi for wearing a speedo

Sdras 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 23:21

Who wears speedo's anyway? Or do you go prancing down the street in your underwear as well? So yeah, YDI for thinking you can wear a speedo in public.