Nothing like a little sexual harassment to start the job right...Your boss is a first class sleazeball. FYL op!

I would've "purposely" punched him in his genitals.

Or better yet... get him fired. Being new isn't a reason to tolerate sexual harassment. Chances are other people know he's a pervert.

You should "accidentally" fart next time he touches it.

Accidentally punch him in the balls 14 times an hour. He'll take the hint

File a lawsuit before quitting. Since OP is a cashier there is a good chance it's under video surveillance.

She's clearly overreacting. They were accidents. Lol.

Our Operations manager is a dirty perverted old man I wish he would get fired but I guess he has something over the president of the company because he gets away with it. He actually promoted this girl who knows nothing and comprehends less than a log just so he can state at her and keep her in his office and work side by side with her. She has been in the new position for over a month and still can't do anything on her own. Is disgusting

You don't do that.

I would've used a high-class judo kick, but whatever floats ur boat.

Why do people state the obvious then say "much?" at the end like its cute? Its not, especially when said by someone over the age of 7.

I wasn't trying to be cute. I'm sorry if I offended you....

#5 I bet you're the kind that hates the word "irregardless" too.

13: #5 might be a jerk, but the word "irregardless" is stupid and deserves to be hated.

Like your ugly ass has to worry about perverted bosses

13, irregardless isn't a word. Regardless means "without regard" so irregardless would be "without without regard" so removing the double negative, you are left with "regard." Therefore, people who say irregardless are retarded.

It is, however, a valid word found in numerous dictionaries which has its origins in the mid 19th century.. its an adjective and adverb informally meaning the same thing as regardless So irregardless of how you feel about the word personally, people that use it are not retarded.

No accidentally accidentally of course!

Well, getting your Ass touched 7 times in less than half an hour without ever at least acknowledging it as and accident does seem a bit suspicious.

OP is the dumbest thing I've ever heard People talk about. I don't even know what OP was

Op is a girl

It was implied in the FML that the boss claimed they all were accidents. Could be a closed in space! I just have known a lot of girls who assumed the worst and over-exaggerated everything. Just posing an honest question.

Well touching someone by accident happens in many situations. And especially because there isn't a lot of room in those check out lane areas. But 7 does seem like more then accidents.

Sorry about being rude but, You don't say?

Let's just say sexual harassment is mostly performed by men, which makes the chance that OP's boss is a man very high.

19- you're no worse than the comment a few back stereotyping is annoying

...Stereotyping? Hello, FML-users, most victims of sexual harassment are women, which makes the culprits merely men. It's called 'statistics'.

Lol!!! IKR!! I was thinking the same thing!!

Half of this. Because apparently people assume you can dress like a **** on a job site. And assume OP is even dressed as such. People, us guys are pigs. We grope even properly dressed women because we think we're suave, or attractive. But that's just illegal any way you put it. Doesn't matter how she dresses. "She's asking for it." does NOT equal "yes".

Or fart in his hand. Maybe he'll knock it off then. haha