Animals, Cats and Painful: Cat mojo - FML

Cat mojo

By Oww - 09/08/2022 00:00

Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 August 2022 21:51

Your cat was trying to give you a COVID test, apparently.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 August 2022 0:22

I never understood why people kept ill-tempered cats. You can send them to the shelter and someone else deal with them.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 August 2022 21:51

Your cat was trying to give you a COVID test, apparently.

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