Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, like most days, my cat tried to wake me up with a gentle, fluffy paw pat on my nose. This morning, however, he managed to get his claw caught inside my nostril. FML
Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Today, I disciplined my cat for meowing too loudly in my apartment and disturbing neighbors by picking her up by the scruff. She then proceeded to scratch the ever living crap out of my hand, now it looks like Wolverine got a hold of me. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
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jellitonoctopus 19
That's actually kind of cute.
NAAMxLOOS 11
"Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets" ... Your 'cat', hmm?
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Comments (52)
Cigar 11
Ouch.
helloandfuckyou2 1
Hahahah that's great.
dmeloccaro 5
Hah that has happened to me before. Lol it wasn't fun but you'll survive OP.
Stheno 14
I feel your pain.
fanna_banana89 0
He didnt think it was a mouse dumbass cats can hear when there's a mouse all the time because mice make a noise all the time that humans cant hear
cycle227 3
sorry, but YDI for having a cat in the first place
419 0
I've done that with my cat too before and when I take it out of the sheet he still thinks that the 'mouse' is under the sheets :P
Sierra_Rose_1 4
well , maybe now you'll learn !
simbaiscute 5
Happens to me every time
15949058 4
Not too bad. I have scars from my cat from 2 years ago. They would never go away. And I do that with my cat. Just use the other hand next time is a smarter idea. Hope you are ok