Rocky VIX

By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
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he wanted to make sure you weren't dead

So, what does a worried kitten look like?

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he wanted to make sure you weren't dead

That went way different from what I was thinking before the cat showed up...

VIX isn't a Roman number.

Yes it is, it's 5'9". Like Royce da 5'9", but it's Rocky instead of Royce.

So, what does a worried kitten look like?

It's called playing, and it's one of the 4 duties of a kitten. The other 3 being Eating, sleeping, and eliminating waste. Cats love their humans because they love to play and we love to play with them. Your response would have been to use your fingers to box back.