Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, like most days, my cat tried to wake me up with a gentle, fluffy paw pat on my nose. This morning, however, he managed to get his claw caught inside my nostril. FML
Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Today, I disciplined my cat for meowing too loudly in my apartment and disturbing neighbors by picking her up by the scruff. She then proceeded to scratch the ever living crap out of my hand, now it looks like Wolverine got a hold of me. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
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jellitonoctopus 19
That's actually kind of cute.
NAAMxLOOS 11
"Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets" ... Your 'cat', hmm?
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Comments (52)
mystashisgone 6
Ugh wish I could delete I blame fml for this. I hit reply on the other one bit said I had to log in. Took me to login page then to the comment section.... Only after I sent it did it show me I was back at the first fml. Then wouldn't let me delete.... Grr
rcgirl2 11
YDI for messing with your pussy.
dead_insects 18
Can't blame the poor animal...once you get a kitty wound up, there's no putting it on pause. They're fun to play with, but you gotta remember they're a cat... I have had them all my life, I have been there ;) hope the scratches aren't too bad and you feel better soon!
MandyMeow_fml 18
There is no time outs when you start a game of hand mouse with a kitty.. I hope you had some bandaids near by!
NAAMxLOOS 11
"Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets" ... Your 'cat', hmm?
dead_insects 18
hey now! all kitties need love! :-P
Steel_BZ 8
Thought he was going to reach & scratch his nuts.. THAT woulda been funny!!
galt 13
Well did it scratch your nose for you?
alicornearth 4
Lol ouch at least they didn't throw a hissy fit while getting held. Mine does
cokee1233 5
I've done that before, unfortunatley, my cat is really nosy and once it found out how to get under the covers, well, my arms and legs became soft supple scratch posts- nice
Locoluis 15
I clicked "YDI" the moment I read "I was messing with my cat".
Llama_Face89 34
Why? That's a purrfectly acceptable game to play with your cat. They enjoy it and it's good for them.