Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.
HoesInaBox 0
how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL
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Comments (91)
sosadrightnow 4
Don't eat Taco Bell! Make tacos at home!
sourgirl101 29
Did he want to eat your taco after that?
Tuptup_fml 0
Promise you'll have shower sex with him. Two birds with one stone.
Igor_g5 0
I was gonna say exactly what #12 said. YDI for eating at Taco Bell.
myfriend_youfail 3
So...he was jamming his tongue so far down there, he hit your gag reflex? Teenagers. *rolls eyes* They really don't know how to make out, do they... *note: this was me being silly, because I watched Queen of the Damned last night. The kissing I saw was more like dogs licking each other's mouths than kissing...and I HAVE seen teens at the mall slurping and licking at each other and thinking it's kissing. Eww.*
NewJoisey 0
@myfriend_youfail, you basically said you watch kids at the mall while they make out. go away pedophile?
strawberryswirl 0
This is what happens when you eat Taco Bell. Honestly.
bpepz 0
YDI for eating @ tacobell.
betsy5 0
ew.
awbrinkley 0
He probaly hates you... I would FHL