Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to...

By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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gatorsxrule 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:59

lol I can see myself doin that

slack3r9 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:02

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

Comments

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:18

Wrap yourself up in bacon and give him what he wants bitch!

jollyholly414 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:23

I personally don't like bacon so I think that sucks...

happylittleman 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:09

You don't like bacon? ....are you sick?

spirited_away33 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:23

#53, don't be an idiot. I get that you were trying to be funny, but it didn't work. some people don't like bacon. I've had it once in my life.

wafflemonger 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:42

141, how's being a buzzkill working out for you, Buzz Killington?

bongoboy 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:24

Lmao, things to wrap in bacon! lol!

sallay 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:43

reminds me of that simpsons episode where homer wraps a stick of butter in bacon and gets a heart attack lmfao.

bananamanama 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:32

I bet that's where he got the idea.

wheresmyvodka 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:25

So? What's the problem? Bacon kicks ass.

BBGood_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:27

I would be doing that and I'm a women...but I would do cupcakes or ranch

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:50

#34 you're a women??

ohhandrea 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:05

too bad its woman

plexico 3

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:29

He was just getting ready to pork you!

lastminuteperm 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:29

So?!? This is just stupid. I hate spolied brats who only want to be focused on them when their doing something. I get how it is bad, and it was a dumbass thing for him to do but can't you take a hint? Your a bad kisser!