Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to...

By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 049

You deserved it 7 737

By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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You deserved it 5 694

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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You deserved it 4 658

What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 366

You deserved it 34 967

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 428

You deserved it 81 649

By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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You deserved it 6 168

The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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You deserved it 323

By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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You deserved it 4 070

gatorsxrule 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:59

lol I can see myself doin that

slack3r9 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:02

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

Comments

Key_of_Heart 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:00

LOL! thts so funny/cute. MEN >_>

jason0 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:09

Its not your fault, you can't compete with bacon cuz its too good

Colby_Colbert 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:14

lol #65 me2!!!!

eilizlol 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:16

My cholesterol just went up reading this.. Bacon's ******* disgusting. Goes way over the 10% fat calorie limit and has lots of cholesterol.. Good luck with them heart attacks.

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:41

Shut the **** up #77. I'm really sick of the health police trying to tell people what they should and shouldn't eat. Go back to eating your disgusting bull shit health food and leave us to eat what we want. A well balanced diet has room even for 4 strips of bacon (per day if you so choose). Just get some exercise and you will be fine.

eilizlol 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 4:46

Hey you fat sack of shit. I'm really sick with the fat asses who put disgusting crap in their body while the rest of humanity has to look at them. Now take the dick out of your mouth that you love to suck on and know that healthy food is very good for the body and is great tasting. Now go eat your green ******* beans.

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:00

Didn't I tell you to shut the **** up? I guess I hurt you feeling making fun of you bull shit healt food that tastes like buffalo shit. Go to hell food Nazi.