By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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gatorsxrule 0

lol I can see myself doin that

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slack3r9 0

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

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elfuzzo 0

You need the bacon bra. With that, you will have his full attention at all times.

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Colby_Colbert 0

i think you should start dating ur vibrator full time insead of just weekends and thursdays

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fuckyourdogslife 0

This FML makes me glad I fly the ROFLcopter.

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SeventhFonons 0

Is your boyfriend the one who had the ****** dream about bacon? Because that would be freaking awesome IT'S A SMALL WORLD

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

I really hope its the same bloke! It'll be like an update on his situation.

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omnivector 0

Your boyfriend and I must be kindred souls.

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voveraite 7

FYL, OP. I fail to see they hype about bacon, and am glad the men I run into think the same :)

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englishmuffin 0

Does your boyfriend also climax from having intense dreams about bacon?

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