Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to...

By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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Saturday 27 June 2009 22:59

lol I can see myself doin that

slack3r9 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:02

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

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mattmag 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:59

If you want to really turn him on (for his birthday or something), put some bacon in your mouth and make out with him. Let him pull it into his mouth with his tongue. Oh god I am convulsing at the thought of how much pleasure that would give me.

voveraite 7

Sunday 28 June 2009 10:48

No offense, young man, but ewww... Food and making out don't mix, and if they do, it's stuff like chocolate, whipped cream, etc. But I should stop talking for the rest of the world. Happy baconing! I ain't gonna kiss someone smelling of it :)

cebaugh 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:02

that sucks but I LOVE steak wrapped in bacon!

albinoninja 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:10

Dudeee bacon is one of THE most kick-ass foods out there!!! Then somthing WRAPPEDA in bacon, well now... That's just freakin ownage!!! And hey, he was mostlikely trying to surprise u in the morning with whatever he looked up, while still giving you the pleasure of making out with him :DD so in my opinion, ur bf owns. That's deff somthing I'm going to do for my gf someday lolz

whoaa23 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:12

Ha, that's not really an FML.

livingxcolor 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:16

honestly, this reminds me of my friend who no matter what he seems to be doing, he's on his iphone. he was on his iphone through a whole movie. i understand what this guy is doing.