Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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gatorsxrule 0
lol I can see myself doin that
slack3r9 0
what can you say? bacon is just THAT good
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Comments (249)
deliapearl 0
he's gay. if ur a dude, then he's just not that into you
Lonely_Lez 0
That... doesn't make any sense at all...
iJack 0
It says she is a girl.
SamJHalfSTAR 0
@13:WTF? Everyone loves Bacon. It doesn't make him gay. I take that back. Some people can't really have bacon. Poor diabetics.. But anyway, OP that does suck. I was making out with a bf one time and I opened my eyes to see him looking at the TV watching Harry Potter.
lmmmr 0
I don't love bacon. It's terrible for you. OP: Let him have his heart attack.
yuZj 0
HAHAHAHA, this comment FTW.
sadiesykes 0
lolll wut.
ghadir 2
i'm ashamed to say i'm from michigan
genius_man16 1
I'm kind of ashamed to say I'm a guy. I really hope all the posters that are okay with the BF doing that are joking.
happylittleman 0
I'm pretty sure they're not joking. It's just bacon, why would anyone have a problem with that?
lmmmr 0
Because in RL, people > interwebz. He was LOOKING at bacon.
RachelRaiinbowzz 0
I'm glad I'm not the only one appauled by this =[
musiclife_fml 0
Hooray for bacon!!!
nike1 0
What's wrong? He's definitely a keeper! I mean.. who doesn't like bacon? Btw; have anyone tried those new chocolate with bacon in it? I can't find it anywhere, but i can't wait to try it out when i do! :)
nike1 0
chocolate sticks*
alex_vik 1
Bacon is ******* awesome. Damnit, now I gotta go make that bacon I have in my freezer. I was saving that bacon!
kewlcat 0
HAHAHA! I am legend reference?
alex_vik 1
That and I actually was saving that bacon. Not sure what for though. Ah well, it was delicious.
gothymama 0
Obviously for an occasion such as this!
purple_riot 0
Is he the guy who posted the FML about having a sexy dream about bacon?
fireandice92 0
Lmao. Its bacon! You can't compete with that!
nike1 0
exactly. Nothing's wrong with that, right? :P