Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to...

By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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gatorsxrule 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:59

lol I can see myself doin that

slack3r9 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:02

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

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deliapearl 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:07

he's gay. if ur a dude, then he's just not that into you

Lonely_Lez 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:11

That... doesn't make any sense at all...

iJack 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:16

It says she is a girl.

SamJHalfSTAR 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:51

@13:WTF? Everyone loves Bacon. It doesn't make him gay. I take that back. Some people can't really have bacon. Poor diabetics.. But anyway, OP that does suck. I was making out with a bf one time and I opened my eyes to see him looking at the TV watching Harry Potter.

lmmmr 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:46

I don't love bacon. It's terrible for you. OP: Let him have his heart attack.

yuZj 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:08

HAHAHAHA, this comment FTW.

sadiesykes 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:08

lolll wut.

ghadir 2

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:10

i'm ashamed to say i'm from michigan

genius_man16 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:14

I'm kind of ashamed to say I'm a guy. I really hope all the posters that are okay with the BF doing that are joking.

happylittleman 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:07

I'm pretty sure they're not joking. It's just bacon, why would anyone have a problem with that?

lmmmr 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:49

Because in RL, people > interwebz. He was LOOKING at bacon.

RachelRaiinbowzz 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:53

I'm glad I'm not the only one appauled by this =[

musiclife_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:10

Hooray for bacon!!!

nike1 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:11

What's wrong? He's definitely a keeper! I mean.. who doesn't like bacon? Btw; have anyone tried those new chocolate with bacon in it? I can't find it anywhere, but i can't wait to try it out when i do! :)