By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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gatorsxrule 0

lol I can see myself doin that

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slack3r9 0

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

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ohmymg 0

wow,so ur boyfriend thinks that bacon is a better kisser than you?

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catiredan 0

uhmmm, it's bacon!! bacon is every woman's competition. be jealous.

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hugzandkisses666 0

another unoriginal FML about a boyfriend being distracted by something during an intimate moment approved while my fake ones go unnoticed

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vcjesusfreak 0

tell him to look up bacon explosion

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Timismaster 0

BACON! OH YESSSSSSSSSSS! SOFTERRR, CHEWWIEERRR, OHHHH YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

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SpaghettiCat 0

Oh man, I could really go for some bacon now.

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crzidancer14 0

YDI, for being a complainer. Bacon is probably more delicious than you.

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SamJHalfSTAR 0

Hahaha I love Jim Gaffigan. Good one.

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ryanb_fml 0

It's your own fault, you should be bacon.

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