By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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gatorsxrule 0

lol I can see myself doin that

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slack3r9 0

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

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xHaniffax 0

Erghhh I'm gagging at all these bacon comments *vomits a little bit in mouth* Whatever it was he was he was doing, it was obviously more important than kissing you or giving you his full attention so in that respect FYL but what a werido i'ts just bacon ERGHH

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dogcopper 0

maybe he was looking to wrap you in bacon. gonna try that tonight with the wife. thanks!

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thatWOULD_happen 0

bahaha! aww i'm sorry =/ that sucks.....but very funny

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Lambshanks 0

Am I missing something. Am I the only person who finds making out incredibly boring unless it is leading directly to sex?

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hugzandkisses666 0

it seems nasty..i bet the other person's mouth tastes bad ..i bet some people get so into it, they lick each other's teeth and move their tongue all around and inside the other's mouth..i but they also try to remove the plaque with their tongue because they just feel so close to the other person omg now i'm laughing so hard picturing different ways people can make out

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crazy_duck 0

Welcome to the iProduct Widow Support Group. We serve bacon-free stacks at break-time. At least my iAddicted boyfriend is a vegetarian...

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Lounia_fml 8

Maybe it's the same guy that dreamed about bacon.. xD

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ryanr21 0

i think hes hinting on what he wants for dinner- a baconator 

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Albedo667 5

meh its not that bad really, look on the bright side, your bf can multitask and he wasnt texting some other girl

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