Today, my girlfriend dumped me and set all my stuff on fire. Why? Because she found my Tinder account. I haven’t even used it since I met her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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whydoyouneedone 8
How did she find the tinder account if she herself wasn’t on tinder?
Chazzster 32
Assuming you are being honest, then: (1) Your Ex is childishly insecure and immature and ultimately did you a favor in breaking up with you. (2) Regardless of the situation she had no right to destroy your property. She has every right to break up with you for any reason she considers reasonable, as do you. But jealousy and hurt feelings is no excuse for destroying your property and that kind of behavior should not be tolerated. If she wanted you out of her life she owed you the opportunity to retrieve your belongings. (3) In the future, remember “don’t stick your dick in crazy” the costs are just too high.
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Chazzster 32
Assuming you are being honest, then: (1) Your Ex is childishly insecure and immature and ultimately did you a favor in breaking up with you. (2) Regardless of the situation she had no right to destroy your property. She has every right to break up with you for any reason she considers reasonable, as do you. But jealousy and hurt feelings is no excuse for destroying your property and that kind of behavior should not be tolerated. If she wanted you out of her life she owed you the opportunity to retrieve your belongings. (3) In the future, remember “don’t stick your dick in crazy” the costs are just too high.
whydoyouneedone 8
How did she find the tinder account if she herself wasn’t on tinder?
ChipBoundary 9
I've met quite a few women that will make Tinder accounts just to look for that shit. They'll even have friends try to hit on you, to test your loyalty. They'll install spy apps on your phone when you aren't aware, etc.
PlayVR 3
that you can go both ways that's so sad if any of us men were spying using spyware on anybody else's s*** to be in prison but women can put spyware on our stuff no problem
Bogrbon 27
I'd contact the police, and potentially a lawyer. Theft and arson should put her away for a while. Depending on the value and her income/assets it might be worth it to sue her for damages, though likely she's not got enough to be worth suing over.
RichardPencil 32
Now you can use your Tinder account. Assuming she didn't use your phone as tinder to start the fire.
AutisticPat 10
Congratulations on your narrow escape. I’m sorry that you’re in a such a terrible situation, but I think that it’s pretty clear you dodged a bullet.
AJ1981 12
women be crazy... be thankful you got out with just loss of material possessions... warning you now crazy ones always boomerang back don't do it... STAY AWAY....
justjay 0
Ayeee yo mah boy… What was she doing on tinder ?
Warp1978 15
It could be worse really, it could be you in the fire.