Intimacy: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put...

By queen - 30/12/2009 01:29 - Brazil

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 16:06

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML

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Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:13

Wow, your boyfriend found a keeper. You're easy, but provide the illusion of his having accomplished something by getting in his pants! In other words, he had your pussy and ate it too.

JassyJas 2

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:11

so do i... oh OP youre bf is FUNNY more of a fhl because his gf doesnt think so

Comments

Gomez_Vidal 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:52

There's a million types of these FMLs, I seriously doubt this is real.

SexyQueen0905 24

Sunday 22 May 2011 1:18

I know that's awkward but since I totally love Queen with like all of my life, YDI

SexyQueen0905 24

Sunday 19 June 2011 22:50

I wouldn't mind, I love Queen. Just read my profile.

DerekDean17 1

Friday 29 July 2011 20:27

ROFL. Don't let that one go!

Lukaroast 0

Friday 26 August 2011 23:01

that's what happens when you make it a challenge. what did you expect?

may651 14

Monday 3 October 2011 18:16

Oh come on that is great.

ShinyStar_fml 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:02

put a mousetrap down there for next time

MonGuillaume 2

Friday 3 February 2012 23:57

What happened to 'no means no'?

XiaoWu 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 0:35

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's actually more concerned that he clearly doesn't respect you and your boundaries. If he wanted to have sex without caring about the other person's feelings, he should have a blow up doll, not a girlfriend.