Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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Whytetrash 21
Having sex with your dad and his friends in the house? Awkward enough already
oj101 33
You could always tell them that your boyfriend was scratching your back to help you relax.
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tishtashbat 16
Key part of having sex in a house where someone else (especially your parents) is in, is can you be quiet enough that they won't hear you? If not, wait until they're out! If someone's in you can't be all carefree and yelling without thinking, you have to make an effort to keep it down. Unless you want an awkward situation such as this.
eaglerob 20
Gag ball
buddy51 23
Ball gag.
sugarbear0727 19
Wow, that sucks for you. But you deserve it for ******* while your dad is home. And fyi, making love is softer, usually on a bed, and never turns rough(ie, moving you to the wall and you screaming 'harder'). Wait till your parents are gone, or don't have sex at all.
GlitterScribbles 9
That might be how YOU make love. It's quite silly to say there's only one way to make love.
BellaBelle_fml 23
When I make love to my husband it is so much more passionate than a simple quickie. It's intense. It's hot. It's passionate. Because it is so much more passionate than at other times, there is a whole lot more going on than usual. If anything, making love is much more intense than anything else. Sex is more lets get in, get it, and then get out. While making love tends to start out much slower, with a good amount of foreplay that is so personal and emotional, and then it gradually escalates into a much more intense love making that usually includes a whole lot more positions and such. I'm sorry if I am being too graphic for you, but I'm simply trying to make the point that love making, for me and for most others that I have had this type of a discussion with at least, is normally way more exciting, intense, and hardcore than 'regular' sex. And I never really understood the difference between love making and having sex before I was married. I used to think what does it matter? Sex is sex, right? But now that I am married and I have experienced true love making and having sex, I can tell you that there is so much more to love making than there is to having sex. I would rather make love to my husband than to have sex with my husband any day!
israelnotjacob 20
I agree. Sex and Making Love are definitely different because sex alone is just about a physical act that offers some physical pleasure, while making love is also about an expression of the love and emotional connection you have with each other.
ShyAnn29 14
Wow 81, I bet you turned on some people! I agree 100% about the differences between making love, and having sex.
xrudeboyrock 29
not to argue semantics, but when I think of 'making love' I don't think about getting thrown against walls and yelling 'harder!'
picante72 24
Did your dad come knock on the door and ask "Honey are you ok in there?"
spikekutter 9
but there would be no reason for him to go harder if he wasnt already small..
CharresBarkrey 15
Uh... Have you ever had sex?
SillyGirl4602 23
Some people like it rough. It doesn't mean that he is small.
spikekutter 9
wow.. it sounds really kinky kind of like a sadistic and masochistic relationship.. it kind of turned me on..
gigi1981 13
Sex against the wall... Kinky not really.
BellaBelle_fml 23
After reading both of your comments on this FML I'm pretty sure that you truly have absolutely no idea what you're talking about when it comes to sex. And I'm leaning toward thinking that you've never actually experienced sex. And if you think that having sex up against a wall is kinky, which it isn't at all, then you'd probably be a pretty boring sex partner to have. Which is maybe why you don't have much experience in sex.
martin_martian7 11
Its going to be an Awkward dinner
happyconverse 10
You don't even know the meaning of true love!!
noelasis94 18
Sounds like a future situation for dr Phil to dive into