Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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Whytetrash 21
Having sex with your dad and his friends in the house? Awkward enough already
oj101 33
You could always tell them that your boyfriend was scratching your back to help you relax.
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Comments (144)
spikekutter 9
in least i know how to have fun when it comes to it..
grimmotek 8
Please learn how to use an ellipsis...
noellem23 3
99% of these comments are clearly from silly 12 year old virgins. Don't comment on sex if sex makes you uncomfortable. FFS.
ShyAnn29 14
What does FFS mean?
Svata 11
For ****'s sake
THISxGUYx 3
The way I look at it there is no explaining what happened amy differently.she yelled harder cuz she was on the verge of most likely a giant ****** her voice was most likely at an elavated pitch and just think her father was once a teenage boy with a girlfriend and I wouldnt doubt that he has been in some kind of scenario with similarities to this one.the father knew instantly what was going on and her fathers friends did too
j_cat187 19
Is it that hard to find a good place and time to have sex?
megmichelle45 3
If you can't find alone time to have sex, then you shouldn't be having sex at all.
gunnerblaster 21
At least the sex was good?
chuckcloninger 12
Well aren't you the perfect little daughter screaming organically at the top of you lungs for a household of company?
kyoyaotori 7
I feel that you should not be having sex in your parents' household. To me, it means that you are disrespecting their space and, if your parents are angry about it, their rules. It also suggests that you are a. not old enough to live on your own, let alone have sex b. not financially dependent or even c. that you are just being downright disrespectful. I have seen far too many posts on this sort of subject (was having sex with my bf/gf but then the parents heard), so I am giving this a YDI.
israelnotjacob 20
I wouldn't go so far as to say under any circumstances is it wrong, but yes if you feel your parents are going to have a problem with it then it definitely is disrespectful. And I do agree that this probably is a case where they were too young to be having sex. As far as I'm concerned if you're not old enough to potentially get your own place and support yourself you're definitely not old enough for sex. Granted I was still living at home when I started having sex, but in my case it was just a matter of that being the most convenient situation at the time. I could have moved out far sooner had I really felt it necessary. But yes I'd wager this girl is a teenager still living under dad's roof, so if she's going to do that it's her fault if she gets caught. Even if her parents were okay with it, it's still her fault if they know and/or hear the details sometimes.
jlpteo 6
Me and my boyfriend are both in our twenties and have been together for nearly five years, but thanks to the cost of school neither of us can afford to move out on our own, so we have sex at his parents house. Granted we do keep it down when people are in the house, but still not everyone has the ideal option of having privacy all the time
Satoaoi 13
you deserve it first having sex while your parents were home. fast ass kids think they won't get caught in there own house while parents are home. funny
Sugarfur 2
I'm gonna say FYL on this one because I don't know the full story. My husband and I currently live with my mom for financial reasons. Just because she's home, doesn't mean we're not going to have sex. Shit happens, OP, and what happened really sucks. FYL!