Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
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Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I found out that my husband likes to stand in front of the bathroom door when my sister (who we took in since my parents died) goes in, and he listens to her urinate. He also has voice memos on his phone of her urinating noises. He claims he’s not doing anything wrong because he’s “not touching her or anything.” FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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SAgirl 21
What a creep, but please do get some blindes for the bathroom.
FluffythePink 23
Tell your sister, make sure she gets a few good videos of him doing it and then report him. Bonus if she's under age and he gets done for being a nonce. Document, evidence and then expose. If the cops where you are won't do anything, make sure every single neighbour in the area has seen the evidence and knows he's a flagrant pervert.
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SAgirl 21
What a creep, but please do get some blindes for the bathroom.
FluffythePink 23
Tell your sister, make sure she gets a few good videos of him doing it and then report him. Bonus if she's under age and he gets done for being a nonce. Document, evidence and then expose. If the cops where you are won't do anything, make sure every single neighbour in the area has seen the evidence and knows he's a flagrant pervert.
DLBL 22
How awful! I'm surprised any bathroom has a clear window at eye level from outside.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
And you kicked his ass, right? Right?
jlc82 14
damn have you people never heard of blinds? I'm not excusing your neighbor at all but it's a pretty simple fix if you don't want people looking in your house