fmlfmboyfriendah
United States
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Same thing different taste
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
weirdlove
Australia
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
SMS123
United States
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Top comments
supafly208 0
don't take it personal.. he was probly just trying to make you laugh..but then realized it's only funny to him... :)
midnyte 0
Of all the things to grab while laying down together, he grabs your chin....
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Comments (84)
ilovefatcats 12
Dump the fagg! >:(
shitheads 0
u must be fat srry
melissamoshh 0
win.
thorfinntheassri 0
ydi for having a double chin
xXxDestinyXxX 0
A double chin does not mean you are fat. I have seen skinny girls with double chins, and fat girls with a slim face.
muffinkitty 15
well, it's kinda funny.... :) chillax and take a joke.
MomoGotSumProbs 0
boys always do funny-but-kinda-wrong-jokes-at-wrong-times. like i read on here bout this girl whos boyfriend said im a koala and you are my tree then tried to eat her hair while saying noom noom noom, and a guy saying to his hamster" you are a princess and i am a prince" and when she walked in he said "shhh the dragons here."
Sparta480BC 2
maybe turkeys turn him on. you need to gobble during sex for him!
joyapenny 3
he's an asshole... ...but gosh, thats so funny! hahaha
ireneaaftink 0
i laughed really bad on this one... I'm sorry, it's just funny! I'm a girl, but I'm sure I would laugh if that'd happen to me!