By gotmilk? - United States - Pompano Beach
Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML
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  michaelaranda  |  28

I would feel good (probably laugh) if my father said that to me because it would mean that he probably trusted me enough to admit he didnt do the best job. Thats just me though, and considering op posted this on fml, he probably feels differently.

By  thatoneevilfuy  |  6

Why is this an fml? A lot of kids are accidents, doesn't mean you are loved any less and not being good at parenting is common for a first born because you learn as you go along, at least I'm assuming you were a first born

  sturschaedel  |  27

I was an accident too, as was my first kid, and so are probably half the firstborn children on this planet. But, as my father put it: "Unplanned, not unwelcomed." Sometimes you just don't plan what you later realize was the best possible timing.

  MorsFalce  |  12

I don't know why you're getting downvotes.... I mean shit... at least he didn't wind the op's head up in a car window like my mom did to me when I was younger. I guess that's what I get for being stupid while she's trying to focus on the road though lol