Weddings and Love: Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered...

By boogerbrain - 09/12/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 31/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Ashford

Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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Thursday 10 December 2009 1:59

aw thats so sad your maid of honor sucks

loki09 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:03

This definitely sucks for you. However, its hysterical for me. :)

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Batman4890 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:25

wow havent u head of a mirror? u wuda thought on ur wedding ud be a bit more careful

AngelSpit 18

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:08

Not quite a total FML but definatly unprofessional on the photographers part. I work in a digital photography studio and we do weddings time to time and its not like its that difficult of time consuming to blemish out a booger I would have removed them on principle just cause it's something I should have caught in the first place.

Hellsno 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 22:36

Maybe you were a raging bitch to everyone in the days/weeks/months leading up to the wedding and that was your paybayc, Brdiezilla Also? How big was the booger?!?!?! I mean it's got to be REALLY big to see in pictures....

Lebanesegirl4Eva 0

Friday 11 December 2009 1:15

Aww :( that sucks but i bet if nobody realised in the weeding how would they realise in the pictures if they did realise you should be super mad at them 4 not telling you! On the most important day ever.. That really sucks..

TheMischiefMaker 0

Friday 11 December 2009 2:15

Hellsno, you're an idiot. proof read the next time you attempt an insult.

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 11 December 2009 11:14

by booger, I assume you mean dried cum from the best man's facial?

mleighxOx 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 5:19

I'm sorry love(: atleast your going to have a dint story to tell one day to your kids when they have a embrassing moment. but I agree your bride made must suck!