Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
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Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I created a Twitter account. Looking for pages to follow, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend is actually someone's husband. A month ago he posted a picture of himself and "The love of his life", wishing her a happy 30th birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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lexos 16
Set them up on a date and confront your husband with it
lex1459 38
Sounds like he'll be able to put that profile to use sooner rather than later. Get out OP, you deserve so much better!
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Comments (66)
manuwish 9
If he doesn't know your friend, set her up on him and find out if he's active on that site! don't rush into anything or jump to conclusions..wait to have all the info and the confirmation that he goes on dates before confronting him with it, organise a fake date and see if he shows up and how (alone or with a friend who needs help with dating). Maybe it's a frenemy of yours or an ex of his that set up the account, so relax for the time being OP, get your answers first. If he really is a two timing a-hole, be glad you were able to free yourself, and get half the marital assets ;)) chin up OP, everything will be for the best, no matter what the outcome is.
BloodyGlass 10
Ex-husband?
GamerG0DDESS 29
Before assuming anything. Maybe he had it before your marriage or goes on it to meet friends. Another possibility is that a lot of sites start off as simple social sites to meet new people and then turn to dating. I'd sit him down and talk to him about it. Hope it's not what it seems, OP, and good luck.
ChickenNug 17
Maybe it's an old account he never deactivated?
persephone217 24
I feel for you OP, technology has made infidelity so easy that people find news ways to excuse and validate their actions. whether he was just chatting or seeing what's out there its a slippery slope that you shouldn't have to deal with from your husband. A really long talk about values and commitment is in order and if he can't fly straight,screenshot it send it to a divorce lawyer and find a person worthy of your affections best of luck hun.
DoomedGemini 38
Perhaps..but it's also made it much easier to catch them cheating. People will find ways of cheating technology or not, at least this leaves tracks whereas between the cheater and other person you have much less chance to find out.
persephone217 24
although cheaters will be cheaters. I just feel as though with so many apps designed for hook ups and dating and apps designed to hide your apps/photos. Almost every web browser now has incognito mode now so no web history. Certain technology has made cheater easier.
pharmalady 10
My ex used to set up profiles "just to look at the pictures" which translated roughly into "screw every one of them who would let him." No small wonder I left him. Good luck to you.
muster 4
you should create a fake profile and set up a date with your husband to catch him
doodycakes 16
The situation really sucks but... What are the odds of just randomly finding your husband on a dating site? That's crazy!
MBrabs1996 22
Is anyone thinking that maybe the profile is from before the husband met the OP?
dihannasaurus 9
holy shit ?