Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I created a Twitter account. Looking for pages to follow, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend is actually someone's husband. A month ago he posted a picture of himself and "The love of his life", wishing her a happy 30th birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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lexos 16
Set them up on a date and confront your husband with it
lex1459 38
Sounds like he'll be able to put that profile to use sooner rather than later. Get out OP, you deserve so much better!
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Comments (66)
AggieMike77 12
Woops!
VaporeonMama 8
When I left my ex, he joined okcupid 7 hours later. Sorry your husband is a scumbag OP.
corbin_thering 4
That's like, really really Bad