Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
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Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I created a Twitter account. Looking for pages to follow, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend is actually someone's husband. A month ago he posted a picture of himself and "The love of his life", wishing her a happy 30th birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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Top comments
lexos 16
Set them up on a date and confront your husband with it
lex1459 38
Sounds like he'll be able to put that profile to use sooner rather than later. Get out OP, you deserve so much better!
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Comments (66)
epicgamer 18
Maybe he forgot to delete it???
OrganicSistah 17
Oooh I've been there. I once found my now ex boyfriend's profile on a dating site. I knew his account was still active because he posted some new pics that he just finished sharing with me from an event he went to less then a week before.
ale1139 20
Drain the bank account, grab everything and abandon the dick
DanielleinDC 34
I agree with some of the others. Is it a recent photo? If not, it could be an old profile he never got around to deleting. If so, it could be a scammer. You might want to have a calm, measured conversation with your husband about this before doing anything rash.
shinikageWolf 15
Have a friend he's doesn't know make a profile, set them up on a date and when he shows up serve him with divorce papers.
Nicole_S_ 13
I smell divorce, right?
Transtorm 7
Like others have suggested it could be for a number of reasons (old account, scammers etc). Another possibility is many people also do use dating websites to make new friends. Hopefully it is one of these reasons rather than a more negative one.
Shay_Shay97 23
Well, he's a goner. Ready the trumpets.
Crimsonb312 11
I hope that we get more of an explanation, because all these divorce-pushers don't realize that it could be an old profile.
Tekenfanaat 11
I feel bad for you...