Today, I can’t make it to my friend’s birthday party because my dog died this morning. I called my friend to inform her and she screamed at me because a "dumb animal" is more important than her best friend. Oh, and she asked me if that also means she won’t be getting a present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML
Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, I was supposed to attend my best friend's funeral. When I asked my boss for time off, she actually said friends don't justify having the day off, unlike say a blood relative. My boss is autistic, so she struggles to understand certain things, but even for her that was a real prick thing to say. FML
Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, our family dog passed away. My 16 year-old daughter had a tantrum over us cancelling her 16th birthday trip, because, “the stupid dog picked the perfect day to die.” She says she’s going on the trip “with or without us.” She actually went. With her friends. What do they see in this sociopathic brat? FML
Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
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Levi2411 41
Yeah that's not your best friend, that's a bitch in disguise. Drop em.
Jesse Duff 15
and that's what we call an entitled user...I'm sorry for your loss.
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Comments (9)
Jesse Duff 15
and that's what we call an entitled user...I'm sorry for your loss.
Levi2411 41
Yeah that's not your best friend, that's a bitch in disguise. Drop em.
EBrogen 12
Pets a helluva loss. Especially if raised from a pup, kitten or when they were young. My condolences.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
She damn sure won't now.
Corey Blair Janvier 3
your friend sounds like how do you say? A super duper extra large asshole
CowgirlWithHeart 16
So sorry for your loss and that your friend is an idiot 😞
Angarik 6
sounds like you need a better friend.
Leanne Holmes 5
Yeah- that's not a friend. When my dog died in November my friend was at the vets with me and stayed with me for two nights after to make sure I was ok and cooked meals for me, cleaned up etc. THAT is a friend. Pets are part of the family. I hope you get a better best friend OP