Today, I found out my husband is a sugar daddy to a 19 year-old college girl. He sees absolutely nothing wrong with it because, “It’s not like we have sex or anything, just friendship” and gave me a lecture about how just because he’s married doesn’t mean he can’t have friends. He’s 53. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML
Today, I found out why my husband hasn’t invited me to his company’s summer social. Maybe, just maybe, he didn’t want me to know of the fling between him and his attractive young coworker. Her age is the same number of years we’ve been married, 19 years. FML
Today, my 54 year-old partner is leaving me for his 26 year-old coworker. She’s younger than our two kids, 32 and 29. He seriously sees nothing wrong because she’s “a consenting adult.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I caught my husband making out with our nanny. I had hired her in the first place because I didn’t see her as a threat. She’s 19 year-old chubby girl with glasses. Is he out of his goddamn mind? FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
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AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
I don't think that's what OP said. I believe OP was saying her husband wasn't having sex with the girl, that they were just friends.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
It's very possible that they don't have sex. It's not possible that he doesn't want to have sex with her.
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Comments (5)
JackWood 21
He sounds like keeper.
cuz803 46
If the marriage is sexless like he claims, the chances of infidelity rise. It's one of the main reasons marriage fails. I'm not saying it's right but it's a reality. Your husband is not only wrong but a creepy SOB. A teenager? It's perhaps he doesn't find you physically attractive and wants to relieve his younger years. Sick. Just leave his creepy ass. A divorce lawyer would make your life better.
AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
I don't think that's what OP said. I believe OP was saying her husband wasn't having sex with the girl, that they were just friends.
RichardPencil 32
If he can afford it, what's the problem?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
It's very possible that they don't have sex. It's not possible that he doesn't want to have sex with her.
HayNow 11
Then go and get you a suga-daddie and keep it movin.....