Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
Foot, meet mouth
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Descriptive
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Undervalued
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Lazy comeback
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML
Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
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kill3rs 0
Ydi. A lot of people end up with jobs like that because they can't get anything better and at least they have a job.
HandsomeRatch 20
Serves you right, OP. Why would you even say that? At least he ha s a job, you're not better than him or anyone else who does "dirty work".
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docscientist 10
It could be worse. They could get an education and become a snob.
Rocky007 15
I can't believe all the YDIs! Teaching kids to aspire to be more than a janitor is your job. Some janitors may be nice people and happy and all that, but in the game of life ending up a janitor is not a success.
CharlieeBabiee 2
And how many people really end up in success? I mean sure a lot of people do well in life but a lot of America is just people sitting at home on welfare. I'd rather be a janitor than nothing and relying on the government.
Bacontree 14
You should teach kids to be the best they can be and try hard; making fun of 'the little people' in the process is cruel and unneccesary.
constipatedlady 0
Nothing about a person's job dictates success. Life is what a person makes it. It isn't about the prestige or salary. What if someone really enjoys janitorial work? Who are you to say it isn't valuable? Besides, I bet you'd really appeciate janitors after a week without them at your workplace, yuck
neppy 6
Who are you to judge what's "successful" or not? Maybe some people enjoy being janitors. It's like those assholes who walk into that store you're working in and pointing you out to their kids "study at school or you'll end up like him", which is a load of bullshit. If nobody was a janitor, you'd be teaching in a filthy cesspit as opposed to a well-maintained, clean and orderly building. But by all means, if you think nobody should be a janitor, the responsibility of cleaning can always fall upon you instead, without extra pay.
MEM0817 18
Personally, we should be teaching the future of this world to be better people, not more successful. Success isn't anything if you're a bad person. I'd rather my daughter be a good hearted person and work an average job than be some successful asshole.
HungerGames95 13
There is absolutely no shame in being a janitor to support your family or yourself. The shame is in not even trying for a job and sitting on your ass waiting for a government check. If there were more hardworking members of society, if everyone had the work ethic of that janitor, society would have way less problems. There's plenty of dead beats with the "oh that job is beneath me" attitude. There's nothing wrong with striving for something better, but judging other people based on the fact that they have a lower paying job just makes you an asshole. There's plenty of millionaires who don't have one tenth of the work ethic of that janitor.
Rocky007 15
I'd rather my daughter be a good hearted person AND be successful in a great job.
emmaleigh922 0
In "the game of life" the word successful means (to all of those with a normal well rounded intelligent view of the world) someone who earns the paycheck they recive and who works to support their family instead of relying on other to do ot for them. That is all this man is doing and by raising a daughter who in high school isn't embarressed to claim him (because a lot high schoolers don't speak with pride about their parents no mtter what they do.) shows that this man is doing an amazing job raising his kids. So if he is doing all that and you still say he isn't successful, please tell me what exsactly he's supposed to be doing to satisfy you.
kevtj 4
Dick
CharlieeBabiee 2
You madam.... Are a bitch. And a school teach/ principal really shouldn't hark on other's jobs... You didn't really draw the highest card there sparky.
lylotrezor 20
You deserved it. I thought teachers were supposed to teach how to live with other people, not just their subject. Or you know, not being a condescending douchebag.
felixshen 18
I'd rather be a nice janitor than a teacher who is a dick.
davidbdb485 0
That's really rude, OP. Even if the janitor wasn't related to anyone, you shouldn't of pointed him out. Do you really think you're that much better than him? This reminds me of the time John Kerry said if you didn't stay in school you would end up fighting in the middle east.
The_Big_Boss 20
You education can't be that great either. That's why you're a teacher, and not a professor. Don't talk shit
doodlecloud 27
Well look at you, just as judgemental as OP. Just because OP is a teacher doesn't mean they're not highly qualified. Teaching is such an important job, I'd happily get a Phd and stay teaching. Children need to be taught by people who are highly qualified and who actually have common sense not people who go into teaching because they think it's easy and don't care about the impact they have on children's lives. It's thanks to attitudes like yours that people don't understand the importance of teaching and people who are highly qualified don't always consider it as a career.
sougstad 7
You are quite the ass. We wish diarrhea upon you
RoseCrystal 17
Thanks to the state of this economy, the jobs market is horrendous. People will take any job that puts coin in the bank and bread on the table. Educated or not, he is working his ass off so his daughter can go to school. You deserve the embarrassment.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Putting aside your total lack of feelings for this man whose history you don’t even know, who the F are you to judge him? Being a janitor is no dishonorable job. It might not be considered as a success in society but it still is an honest job. It’s simply petty and snobbish to judge someone who at the end of the day you are very happy to have to clean up the place. You are a selfish and sad person.