Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
Foot, meet mouth
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Descriptive
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Undervalued
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Lazy comeback
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML
Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
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kill3rs 0
Ydi. A lot of people end up with jobs like that because they can't get anything better and at least they have a job.
HandsomeRatch 20
Serves you right, OP. Why would you even say that? At least he ha s a job, you're not better than him or anyone else who does "dirty work".
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MEM0817 18
Mmm.. you're a teacher. You paid how much to go to school? He's a janitor. He didn't pay to go to school. Yet, the two of you, probably make roughly the same amount of money. Teachers don't make nearly as much as they should, ill give you that. However don't go judging someone based on their profession/job. At least he is working and not living off of the state/government. Cleaning classrooms or teaching in them, its a paycheck either way.
jtini001 4
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this!
patrickalamo 48
Another teacher pushing a view point. I have found the most important persons in a building to be the janitor. He will help and answer phones or do anything if someone else does not show. But ask them to help out and do his job... Like clean a toilet...
babe7260 30
I feel SO bad for the student!!!!! She will remember this day forever , & might affect how she views her Dad from now on!!!!!
itsme1321 3
In my area, the janitorial staff must have a 2yr vocational certificate in custodial services/hospitality in order to be offered contractual employment. If they don't have the degree when they're hired, and haven't gotten it by the time their 3yr provisional contract is up, their employment ends.
SexyQueen0905 24
Janitors can be smart. Didn't you ever see Good Will Hunting? Ok, that was a joke. But seriously, all your teaching them to do is to be a judgmental bitch with a holier than thou attitude. Seriously, I really hate when people don't even consider the situations others might be in, and instead accredit it to laziness or lack of ambition. Maybe he couldn't pay for college, or maybe he was laid off from another job. It seems you didn't even think of that. And you're a teacher?
day624 14
Read # 48+51's comments
SexyQueen0905 24
Oops. They must've posted while I was still typing mine.
HungerGames95 13
Ydi. If you think your college degree qualifies you to judge anyone else's job, then you're an abominable twat.
gracehi 33
Well aren't you just so ******* enlightened? Seriously though, I never judge people with jobs of that status, because you never know why that person is in that job. I also think formal education is really overrated these days. That's why there are so many people who go thousands of dollars into debt for a degree in something like Liberal Arts and either end up flipping burgers, mopping floors, or vandalizing government buildings because they can't get a job with a salary they feel is worthy of them. It's a shame how many high school graduates simply go to college with no plan. I have no degree. Instead I joined the Navy and am learning how to be an aviation electrician. If I do well and am honorably discharged, I'm likely to get a good job in the commercial airline industry or something similar, whether or not I get a degree. I do, however, plan on getting a degree in aviation maintenance, since it will actually be worth the effort I put into it because it will make me even more valuable as an employee.
howrudoin 11
YTDI, hate when people judge others by what they do. You never know what each person has gone through, everyone person that has got to where their at has a story to tell experience to share and wisdom to pass. Never judge a person by their job title as a lot of people at my previous place of employment have learned the hard way that the janitor makes twice as much as the director (144k/ yr) of the whole building. Yup he laughs all the way to the bank in his exotic car everyday while a lot of ignorant people in management positions think they are so important and have so much power think this guy is a failure that ended up scrubbing toilets .
ShitHappens12318 10
As far as you know, he have a PhD, many people just can't get a job in their field so they have to settle for something else. And don't underestimate people who clean up your shit, imagine what will happen if they stop. People like you make the world a shittier place. In short: YDI.
monagro 22
you bitch.