Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML
Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
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kill3rs 0
Ydi. A lot of people end up with jobs like that because they can't get anything better and at least they have a job.
HandsomeRatch 20
Serves you right, OP. Why would you even say that? At least he ha s a job, you're not better than him or anyone else who does "dirty work".
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Comments (326)
Major_General 10
You should have been honest and told them that their high school diploma, and all the worship that goes with finishing k-12, is worthless. The college bachelors is the new HS graduate.
lululu333 7
That is really mean. You don't know, people might actually like that job, and here you are putting it as a bad thing. How about next time, you say they have less chances to get a high paying job if they don't stay in school, not ridicule someone actually having a job that they might love to have and helps pay the bills. YDI.
constipatedlady 0
Janitors get paid about the same if not more than a lot of teachers and others who have suffered through more years of formal education. I have a degree and have considered quitting my job to make more as a janitor.
kenoswild 14
you are an ungrateful little worm. your classroom would not be clean if it wasn't for the janitor. the halls would reek and be a mess if it wasn't for the janitor. the toilets in your washrooms would be covered in piss and shit if it wasn't for the janitor. show more respect little worm.
taylordanielle98 1
Watch what you say! :)
JeanVaJean 6
Seriously, I feel sorry for you! Usually people who tend to put others down ( like you did), have low self esteem. On the other hand, that girl, Pointing it out in front of her class mates, knows that there's nothing to be ashamed of. Looks like the janitor does a better job raising kids than you, teacher. You should seek his advice in that field, if he has some free time!
Blooblibloo 4
I agree so much. It could have been an awkward miss steps from the teacher, but the fact that she deliberately used that man working outside her classroom as an example just proves how insensitive she is. I do think OP has self-esteem problems. The girl is a good kid for not being to ashamed to tell it is her father, not every kid would have that courage.
xalba 9
Ydi, maybe you shouldn't teach your students to be judgmental like you. You have no idea what goes on in someones household. At least he's working and trying. If I was that janitors daughter you would of gotten a punch in the face.
xitalian86bellax 1
That's extremely disrespectful and some janitors actually make pretty good money
Snafuusmc 12
Some people can't afford to go to college and get a piece of paper. YDI.ass
TavrosLove97 0
That really is disrespectful OP. My uncle is a janitor and he has actually saved up enough money to spend the year travelling across Europe. Just because someone has a job that others may find unappealing does not mean they're uneducated. YDI 100%.
anoellem 1
You sound like a bitch