By stewiesclone - 11/2/2010 09:09 - United States
  Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
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  scuba1722  |  0

ask if he needs a hand... or just fart loud as u can cough twice flush the toilet get up wash ur hands... crucial... then say don't force it and walk out... he will be in awkward moment

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throw a to roll over your stall into his. or better yet, say in a ladylike voice
"son?". ooooooooooorrrrr, pretend you're on the phone and say
"yeah. hold on I cant hear you. some shitheads jacking off."

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  BigLostBear  |  0

#46 wins, that surely wouldve caused him to rethink what he was doing, and the surprised look on his face when he's zipped up his pants and opens the door to see it's not an actual policeman Priceless!