I like pie.

u should have farted really loud...hahaha

baha! if I were you I would have been like having fun in there buddy!? that's pretty funny!

ask if he needs a hand... or just fart loud as u can cough twice flush the toilet get up wash ur hands... crucial... then say don't force it and walk out... he will be in awkward moment

yah he should have that would be reeaaalllyyy funny!!! how can you hear when someone is jacking off??

hit his stall and yell police

I would've faced off that guy to a Jack off

46 WIN

throw a to roll over your stall into his. or better yet, say in a ladylike voice "son?". ooooooooooorrrrr, pretend you're on the phone and say "yeah. hold on I cant hear you. some shitheads jacking off."

Right when he finishes off... flush the toilet

either #46 or hit the side of the stall and ask if he's got any extra paper

it's more his FML you shouldve said in a gay voice "Heeeeeeyyy"

lol #93

@maa_rico is that wat u and ur dad do?

LOL LOL

you should have started singing the cleanup song when he was done

Wdf? Why would u sit through that?? U obviously liked it...

#46 wins, that surely wouldve caused him to rethink what he was doing, and the surprised look on his face when he's zipped up his pants and opens the door to see it's not an actual policeman Priceless!

win!

lmao @ 80

21 win

Agreed with 5.. you fail.

not even close

in the land of failures... he is the king, at least hes not 356th?

that's why I never use public bathroom. Ewww

To avoid creepos jacking off? That is the exact reasoning in mind when you decided not to use public washrooms?

@ #85. my exact reason for using public bathrooms is for the glory hole babÿ

Haha WIN

thats kinda gay... lol oh well... i wouldnt mind finding a glory hole :D

so true! never thought of that but he could have left but instead he stayed and listened so maybe he liked it! kidding! still u didn't have to stay.

Should've coughed.

yea he probably heard a silent fart... fucking idiot

haaha