Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
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Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
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boredasfck 0
that's rude as hell. assuming u didn't do anything "wrong"...but even still, that's really shitty.
gotpromise 0
Pricks! It's not their decision though, so don't worry about them.
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Comments (103)
samantha_durano 6
wow **** them! I hate it when people are like that.
brink0war 3
Son I am dissapoint
okieraider71 4
You probably shouldn't have given him a blow-job at the dinner table (with everyone watching). Might have given them wrong idea about you. For Real--Just ask your bf when you are alone to tell you truthfully why they said that / or what you did wrong.
okieraider71 4
#51 just gave you great advice. Read it twice and then do it.
lovemycowboys 3
OUCH!!!
hbblondie17 0
aww that really sucks, but it doesn't really matter what they think he likes you thats all that matters
kBzee 3
Dang that sux...i know how u feel, my ex's father didn't like me cuz he had a prejudice against Catholics...if u really love eachother u shouldn't let his parents ruin it.
ddot23 0
wow uhh good luck with that...
curlgirl1311 0
whoa! #17! does that mean perdix is only 14?!?! haha wow.
heyred 11
Write them a lovely note, thanking them for dinner. Let them know that, unfortunately, you overheard their disparaging remarks, and that you hope that they will give you more opportunities to get to know you. Don't mention it to bf, and send. Their wrt their pants knowing that they were caught being catty and childish.
heyred 11
The last was supposed to be, "They'll wet their pants..."