Kids, Health and Fight: Tickle time - FML

Tickle time

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 12:00

Today, I'm a trained soldier with tours of duty under my belt, 6 foot tall with scars and tattoos, and yet I still can’t beat my brother in a fight because he cheats by tickling me until I can’t breathe or piss myself. FML

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ass 11

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Monday 7 November 2022 14:17

Kick him in the dick, make it a fair fight. Or go to therapy and figure out why you feel the need to fight your brother but hey, your business is your business

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 7 November 2022 13:23

Your size and military record and skin defects have no effect on your susceptibility to the Tickle Monster. The real FML here is how can one brother be extremely ticklish and the other not at all? It ain't fair!!!

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 7 November 2022 13:23

Your size and military record and skin defects have no effect on your susceptibility to the Tickle Monster. The real FML here is how can one brother be extremely ticklish and the other not at all? It ain't fair!!!

ass 11

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Monday 7 November 2022 14:17

Kick him in the dick, make it a fair fight. Or go to therapy and figure out why you feel the need to fight your brother but hey, your business is your business

sonofmandalor 13

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Monday 7 November 2022 15:09

no such thing as fair fight. I was taught to use and advantage in a fight by a US Marine

Nellie 1

Tuesday 8 November 2022 5:15

That’s ******* adorable, imho 🤷🏼‍♀️

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