By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
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I guess the garbage took you out instead.

ohsnapword 21

That's all it takes to get out of taking out the garbage?

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ohsnapword 21

That's all it takes to get out of taking out the garbage?

I guess the garbage took you out instead.

Men will do anything to get out of doing chores haha Rest up OP

Wow, lazy dudes everywhere, it really IS a big deal to ask you to take out the garbage. We had no idea.

PineappleOfMyEye 6

First time I ever took trash out (as a kid) I swung the bag into the garbage can and a broken glass jar was in bag and sliced the side of my leg open. 12 staples later... still wont take trash out if I know glass is in bag.

Do they call you Mr. Glass?

This one left me wondering if OP has a disability of some sort that kept them from being able to walk normally, or if they were high or drunk, or merely very clumsy and in terrible physical condition.

How does someone shatter just the back of the kneecap? Also, the femur is the strongest bone in the body - weird it could fracture from a dislocated knee.

Mother of —— damn that’s sucks. Still cringing.

The garbage is supposed to go in the can not you in a cast 😂