By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
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By  ohsnapword  |  21

That's all it takes to get out of taking out the garbage?

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By  ohsnapword  |  21

That's all it takes to get out of taking out the garbage?

By  PineappleOfMyEye  |  6

First time I ever took trash out (as a kid) I swung the bag into the garbage can and a broken glass jar was in bag and sliced the side of my leg open. 12 staples later... still wont take trash out if I know glass is in bag.

By  Chazzster  |  20

This one left me wondering if OP has a disability of some sort that kept them from being able to walk normally, or if they were high or drunk, or merely very clumsy and in terrible physical condition.