Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was complaining about the weather when my fiancé looked at me and said, "Can I ask a favor? Can you stop moaning and complaining and bitching about every single little thing that doesn't go your way?" He continued on for a good five minutes detailing how much I complain. He's a dead man. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
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Thisnametaken 0
Maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you the way you are. Men aren't always great with words, y'know.
Dashiell 0
Hahaha, aw, what a sweetie!
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Comments (168)
flyingtoasters 0
It sounds like he worded his phrase wrong. He probably meant that he doesnt care if you are a 10 or whatever but that he loves you for who you are. Grow up, stop fishing for compliments and be happy you have someone who loves you for your personality. Thats rare enough as it is.
brrrx 0
YDI for fishing for compliments! Stupid woman.
newbzoors 0
#9 = Failese
aback 5
Well, that ought to shut you up.
CrimsonImpact 0
You make a very good point. I'm glad someone is actually putting thought into this, instead of just immediately branding all women as stupid.
Kris2476 0
Um...I don't think many of us are getting the point XD Including the OP. I think your husband was trying to compliment you by stating how much he loved you. I am positive he had no intention of insulting you. He just had trouble with words XD
letitbe56 0
GIRLS, DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK. People don't like it, particularly not the men who love you. ESPECIALLY if you're not prepared to hear them agree with you.
talkalot_360 1
Haha ugly
Neferria 0
Although this may sound mean, this tells you that he loves you for who you are, not who you look on the outside. This should not be an FML. You should appreciate the fact that you're lucky to have a guy like him, rather than some other random asshat out there.
livngood_fosho 0
a bit lower on the scale eh? jk guys are dumb.. give him a break lol