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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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mysitc_burrito 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:11

You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.

gerblerr 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:04

just lose weight

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tiges1 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:12

DONT TELL URE BF THT! THINK THT TO YOURSELF NXT TIME IDOT!

bexox 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:13

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drty_little_scrt 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:11

Next time, spell idiot right, idiot.

akscott 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:45

There should be a website called Ineedalife.. And that is where you should do all your posting.. Seriously, what did you want him to say? Of course he wants all your fat to go to your boobs.. The other option is your ass....

Nekogirl1214 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:11

This is not a damn FML, sorry to say it but it isnt

frozenicecream 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:19

so what?

cherry_blossom 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:44

Like one of the previous poster's mentioned [I don't remember who] gaining 5 lbs to the rest of your body and 5lbs to only your boobs are crazy different. So he really might not be calling you fat. And at least he doesn't make shallow comments about the way you look without warning like my guy. "I wish you were shorter." "I wish you had, like Ds instead of Bs." It gets annoying especially since I don't think I did anything to provoke it....he just brings it up randomly. Anywho, he might not be calling you fat at all. He's most likely just thinking about all that boobage. Don't worry, friend. =]

Mastercody 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:46

Honestly, most girls expect guys to actually think before they do something stupid. He probably didn't mean it that way. We are just very dumb creatures.

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:03

Speak for yourself, Not ALL men act and think like that >:/ OP: YDI for bringing that subject up.

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:19

yeah, if every time you were going to gain weight you gained it in your boobs, they would be huge! i think you just read way too much into that

shoshizzle 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:30

YDI on so many levels.

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