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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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mysitc_burrito 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:11

You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.

gerblerr 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:04

just lose weight

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0neiros 14

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:36

Ah Women, I love how they get pissed when you agree with them.

Zomlette 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:50

....but they WOULD.

aznboytellem 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:54

here's a tip, go on a diet! fatty!

pen15upyours 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:43

fyl! fyi dump the dick! or ya could lose a couple hundred pounds n have make up sex! thats always fuun(:

pen15upyours 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:47

hahahahha! I LOVEEE YOUUUUU!! THAT WAS ******* GREAT! FATTY. HER LIFE SUCKS. ASSS HUGE ASSS LIKE HERS CUZ SHES A FATASS.

TItan160 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:02

just for the record it only takes a little bit of weight to make them huge

AudreyKHepburn 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:33

YDI for saying something as stupid as that and concerning yourself with breast size.

_trixR4kidz 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:48

He may not have meant that in a bad way, you know...

midnightsun0209 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:40

i LOLed when i read this

iamatacomuff 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:29

snap!

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