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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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mysitc_burrito 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:11

You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.

gerblerr 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:04

just lose weight

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Tubasaurus 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:03

Are you the only person allowed to acknowledge your weight gain? If you gain a noticeable amount of weight, you should expect that people will notice it.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 27 July 2009 22:06

You'll be even happier when you start losing weight and notice that your boobs are the first to go. I could always tell when my g/f was trying a diet or simply not eating much, since her breasts would be noticeably smaller.

HomeBurger 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:07

Need to know how big your boobs are presently in order to judge.

alpacino_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:25

if you wanna lose weight cut off your head. you will lose ten pounds you dont even use.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:46

Hahahaha. I love whoever posted this.

RESTAREA 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:29

"Good job, get 'em up way high; gimme, gimme that high five!" Or fist bump, whatever you prefer. 10 internets go to the person who can name that tune ^^^^^

pen15upyours 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:45

hahah what the **** man! thats some ****** up shit, what if someone cut off ur head maan you'd be kinda dead.. so you wouldnt be worrying about those 10 pounds anymoree. ********!

BleedingAssassin 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:30

astronomical fail...

Jazzywrites007 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 19:25

The Dynamo Of Volition Love you RestArea =)

baller789 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:28

YDI for being such a fatass, lose weight you elephant

Layneebby 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:46

I don't think he meant it like that lol. There was really no good answer for that. He was probably just fascinated with the fact that you're boobs would be bigger.

JackieT 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:48

lol the man was joking

jaxsk 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:55

lol don't point out weight gain to your boyfriend if you don't want him to comment on it

ASpocksky 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:33

At least he'd be happy.

macc55 2

Monday 27 July 2009 23:34

no. lose the weight, then leave him. anyways, haha

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